comfort snail

in the same category as "awkward turtle", "TMI turkey", and "shady palm tree". you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.

"oh no, don't feel bad. here's the comfort snail."

by kim d. December 12, 2007

Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by Ya Boy Trax June 21, 2010

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.

I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!

by cdawg91 April 5, 2019

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009