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smörgåstårta

Smörgåstårta is a Swedish sandwich-cake.

The smörgåstårta is normally made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base, additional filling may vary greatly but often includes one or more of the following: liver pâté, olives, shrimp, ham, various cold cuts, caviar, tomato, cucumber, grapes, lemonslices, cheese and smoked salmon.

Smörgåstårta is hence commonly used as a nickname for the female genitals.
Hey babe, can i eat your Smörgåstårta?!
by Smörgåstårtan January 7, 2014
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Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.
I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...
by le petit fungus May 13, 2021
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san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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smorgasboard

When a place serves a wide array of different foods
There was a smorgasboard at school today.
by Scarf ace December 13, 2015
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Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
by Crashgasm November 1, 2009
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smorgasbord

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods
Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"
by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007
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smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky
justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.
by umermyaum May 4, 2019
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