Smooth Criminal

Something you just got hit by.

You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Criminal

by Biggest Boye June 4, 2018

Snooty Call

a pretentious booty call

he called me in the middle of the night and was like lets watch a six hour hungarian documentary & bang. such a snooty call!

by Dsnappzzzzzz September 7, 2013

Smooth brain

A cute brain

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*

by Ace the simp May 5, 2023

Pinkly Smooth

Pinkly Smooth is a band created by The Rev and Synyster Gates, Avenged Sevenfold's drummer and lead guitarist. This band is a side project, and displays The Rev's vocal talent.

Band members: Rat Head (Jimmy Sullivan)-Vocals, Synyster Gates (Brian Haner)-Guitarist, El Diablo (Buck Silver of Ballistico)-Bassist, Super Loop (D Rock of Ballistico)-Drummer, and Justin Meacham-Pianist

Their first album was released in 2002 titled "Unfortunate Snort". So far that is all they have released.

Ex: Pinkly Smooth is rocking my stereo!

by HollDoll February 25, 2008

smooth bottom

Term typically used in the gay male community for men who shave their ass hole.

I was happy to learn that Billy had a smooth bottom when I started rimming his ass hole.

by DuckbutterZ December 21, 2017

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

Scooty Puff

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015