smoohge

Can mean absolutely anything. Can be used in any context. Make it mean what you want.

PRONOUNCED: "smooge". The silent "H" is there for effect.

"I totally smoohged her last night"
"Can I smoohge you?"
"Your a smoohge".

by omgwtfbbqsauce May 27, 2008

Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

by Jay July 1, 2003

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

by Dabether May 15, 2006

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015

smoogerpoon

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.

Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.

by SmoogerpoonAnon May 17, 2016

Smoodgy

Soft and cuddly

My husband loves his smoodgy green blankie

by Jellybeanhelene January 20, 2017

Skoodgee

Pronounced》 'skood'-'gee'
Belly Jelly, soft slighty loose midsection, Fluffy, cuddly, shnugg, cloud like, heavenly comfy, soft,

I have this kingsize thermal sleeping bag when you slip inside it's so warm n skoodgee like a bath full of milky way fluffy guts.

by DUBLDZ August 30, 2019