smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

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Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018

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Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.

That girl is Smoochie poo!

by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

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smoochie boochies

a slang term for marijuana

who wants smoochie boochies!

by Paul Buttuta November 15, 2007

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soochified

An asian form of premature ejaculation.

Wes soochified all over that hoes booty.

by Nikolai cannot die April 24, 2011

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smoochiekins

a nickname for somebody you really want to/like to smooch

Hiya smoochiekins!

John is my smoochiekins.

by requiem October 11, 2004

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The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

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