shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

Smelsted

A short, yet agile creature who cuddles unsuspecting victims in their sleep. This Icelandic species cannot function without clutching a Jumbo Vanilla Bean Latte at all times. The curious Smelsted refuses to wear socks with her shoes; causing a vile odour to travel into the nasal passages of those who cross her path. She may be randomly spotted driving a Mercury Topaz aiming a plastic machine gun at your face.

"Smelly Mcsmelsted raised her smelly feet towards the ceiling and demanded her morning tea"

by Katootie September 4, 2005

Smexshy

Smexshy is derived from the slang smexy, and it is used to describe someone who is smart, sexy and shy, at the same time.

Reema looked sexy blushing when she recived her MedicalScience award. She’s so smexshy.

by Kfupmsucks November 7, 2018

smedium

Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.

Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?

by Shem B August 17, 2006

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Sleds

A pair of dress loafers typically worn by men and women financiers.

Wearing my lucky Gucci sleds to seal this M&A deal.

by LeveredUp February 1, 2018

all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

by REB65 November 1, 2013