slookie 

sloths and cookies combined to make one glorious experience

man, that slookie tasted soooo good

slookie by slookiescookies September 7, 2011

slowbie 

One who lags in online video games

MAn that guy with 56k is a real slowbie

slowbie by Geoff Hankes September 25, 2003

Slowgie 

A slowgie is a troll shaped mythical fairy that roams the theaters of local high schools. They protect the theaters and make sure that everything is set for the performance. Slowgie's are hard to find because they are crafty and the females are invisible. Slowgies have four legs and eight arms because they have so many activities to complete. Slowgies enjoy to eat dust bunnies because there are large quantities of filthy must around the theater. Whenever you find part of your costume missing, they have torn off a portion to wear for themselves. Slowgie's need clothes too. When the male slowgies are found they are known to resemble gnomes because of how they sleep upsidedown with their pointy heads in the ground. All theater people have either heard of or been associated with slowgies.

Oh my goodness, my smock is missing! Maybe the slowgies got to it. I hear they need clothes too.

May the love of the slowgie shine upon us!

Wow, all the props are put back in place! The slowgies must have done it for us.

Slowgie by THEATERPPL May 6, 2011

Slowkey

The act of wanting to do something lowkey but slowly taking you’re time(or with time) to get to it.

Friend: there’s a cute guy over there, you should go talk to him

Me: i should but ima do it slowkey

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Slowkey leaving a party because it sucks.

Slowkey by Spooked000 January 16, 2019

Slowlier 

The comparative form of slowly, more slowly.

He ages slowlier than the average person

Slowlier by Darean Spyfell February 7, 2021

Slowwield 

Having insufficient brain power.

He is a slowwield having a room-temperature I.Q.

Slowwield by anonymous May 7, 2022

Slowciety 

A group of guys who can’t get out of high school, drive lifted truck with the mind set of they are cool as fuck, their truck is 1/1, and that they pull a lot of pussy. Though they think this their beliefs are untrue as they are gay as fuck, their trucks are like every other shit box, and bitches laugh at their awkward ass attempts to attract the opposition gender.

Woman 1: Look it’s Benny driving his Tahoe while playing Candy Shop through his subs.
Woman 2: Yeah he’s part of Slowciety, chances are soon he’ll flip out his tow mirrors to try and attract us.

Guy 1: That’s gay as fuck.

Slowciety by bigdaddy694202 June 29, 2023