shotportunity

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

by AO1989 June 14, 2020

flopportunity

an opportune situation to take one's penis out

While his date was in the bathroom freshening up, Patrick decided to seize the flopportunity to show her what he's working with.

by adnasty July 28, 2012

Flopportunity

Any given situation where the removal of one's penis from it's owner's pants and/or shorts is an appropriate course of action.

Friend: Hey, so did you really show Stacy your throbber yesterday?

You: Yeah man, I saw my flopportunity, and I seized it. And then so did she.

by Jimminster July 9, 2012

swapportunity

The opportunity to swap any snack with a low-cal snack.

Yoplait yogurt for Yoplait Lite yogurt. The swapportunity was being able to eat Yoplait Lite yogurt instead of regular Yopliat yogurt.

by HockeyT19BH35 July 28, 2012

flopportunity

A flopportunity is an opportunity that was passed up or ruined.

I can't believe Shauna didn't apply for Harvard even when she knows half of the board! What a total flopportunity.

by lambdaradiation October 28, 2013

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019

flopportunity

Any occasion during a period of long/strenuous labors when it is possible to "crash for a few".

Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020