sloane

A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine

typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."

by amberbamber September 12, 2005

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Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 15, 2008

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Sloan

Hottest frickin chick ever!!! Very funny, much laugh, and won't hesitate to drop you if you're acting like a BITCH!!! Is loyal though, don't forget that. Is very smart for no reason and is really cool for no reason and all your friends will like her better because she's just that cool and she is just cooler than everybody so you have no option but to look up to her.

Guy 1: "Wow Sloan is so smokin' I wonder if I could pick her up ;)"
Guy 2: "No way man, I heard she was hecka gay"
Girl 1: "That's right, I heard she's pickin' up chicks everywhere she goes!"

by breanna sandwich April 25, 2020

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