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Sloan

A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.

Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.

by 8BitMick January 7, 2018