Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
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farmer giles is rounding up his sheep for the sale and thinks when was the last time he boned misses giles, so he unzippes and discretely slips one into the sheep without her noticing the other sheep realise this and run away to freedom. whilst giles is there with his tweed waist coat and trousers around his anckles shouting bah...bah... take this. usually followed by orgasm and the living with the discust of sheepshaging and having sex with an animal.
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by Tugapower October 7, 2018
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Get the sleepsinging mug.The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.
Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."
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Get the sleepstalking mug.SheepShaver is a free and open-source PowerPC Apple Macintosh emulator that was created for BeOS and Linux. The name is a play on ShapeShifter, an AmigaOS Macintosh II emulator, which is not to be confused with the same-named third-party preference window for Mac OS X. Christian Bauer was the creator and programmer of the ShapeShifter and SheepShaver projects.
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