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Slaughter Bait 

Something or usually someone who you can just dominate be it in a physical or mental manner.
Ronny: There was so much slaughter bait there last night.
Johnny: I know, I was cleaning house, came back with at least a truck full of bait

Rick: I totally slaughter baited those people back there
James: Ya who thought it would be so easy to drive through 8 red lights and not get slaughter baited ourselves
Slaughter Bait by J Dog12 March 25, 2009
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Slaughter Pops

What you get when you add vodka (or any alcohol) to an Otter Pop, usually less than half a shot is required.

Usually requires re-freezing and always tastes terrific.
I had 67 Slaughter Pops last night, I don't even remember 36 of them.

slaughter-faced jackson 

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"
Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.

slaughter an hour 

man1:what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is away?
man2:probibly slaughter an hour or two.
slaughter an hour by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Slaughter Melon 

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
Slaughter Melon by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011

Slaughter cake 

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time
Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake

Slaughter of the Soul 

The third best metal album ever made (after The Gallery and The Jester Race), recorded by now-defunct metal band At The Gates in 1995 (coincidentally the same year as the two aforementioned albums). Tomas Lindberg's unrestrained fury brutalizes the listener while the Bjorler twins, Martin Larsson, and Adrian Erlandsson play the tightest, most concisely powerful metal in history.

The album's best point, the lyrics, track man's gradual existential descent from fear and nausea to eventual death, with each song more decayed and despairing than the next. Quotes from W.S. Burroughs and Luke Rhinehart, among others, further illustrate the existential and philosophical points the band is making, while lines such as "A world drenched in the blood of the innocent," and "Jaws locked around your spine" drive the point home like a sledgehammer. The origin, nature, and effects of evil is a secondary theme also explored extensively in the album's lyrics. Even though they are readable by themselves, the lyrics go much better with the punishing metal sound and composition At The Gates set them to.
Man 1: You got existential philosophy in my death metal!
Man 2: You got death metal in my existential philosophy!
Announcer: Two great tastes go together in At The Gates's Slaughter of the Soul.
Slaughter of the Soul by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005