slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003

Slapnuts

To do something wrong for the purpose of being funny.

Dipping your nuts in a customers coffee without them knowing it, oh yeah, slapnuts!

by Noah Hennig September 25, 2003

slapnutts

One who can not stop masturbating. Is a slapnutts

Since Johnny found his orgasim: He is slapnutts.

by edmon October 9, 2013

Slapnut

When a nut is achieved after accidently slapping them so hard they turn purple. This orgasm is beautifully painful thing and the cum explodes in a thick purple/blue colour. Almost like a blueberry thickshake.

Person 1: Oh Man i had the best slapnut last night!
Person 2: Nice! you lucky slapper!

by Joseph6034 July 3, 2018

Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts

Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day

by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019

Slapnut

The most delectable dish, most often served cold, with a side of sea men, fresh from the Atlantic.

Slapnut clapnut baby

by Totallynotgayman January 4, 2022