Jet-skiing

When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.

Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.

by mcniggleston January 30, 2012

downhill skiier pee-er

When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.

Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.

David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?

Sheila: That thing sure is big.

David: Yep

by Greyborzoi January 20, 2009

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016

SKWID

Skwid is a friend f mine and he is cool. Sometimes we play the games and he tells me stories

Skwid: "Hi Greg, we are plyaing the games"

Greg: "Yes, I am better than you ar them"

Skwid: "No I will tell you a story"

Greg "Shut up"

by HiImGreg October 26, 2011

Skwidded

To claim something that's not yours with no intent of giving it back

Monkey ask if ernie has his smokes, skwid holds the packet in the air whilst saying "skwidded" then puts the packet in his pocket, even though monkey ask for them he has no chance as skwid has skwidded them and skwid is MCK.

by Sudskeoner August 21, 2013

Skiii

The most viral word of 2020 and 2021 created by Tms ⛷

Yeah big skiii

by Tms Jayden October 8, 2021

The Nude Skiier

A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.

"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015