Definitions by Realitea
Prison Skiing
the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.
Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.
Prison Skiing by Realitea August 10, 2016
Pegging
The sexual act of a feminist demonstrating dominance over her husband, by forcefully thrusting a large strap on dildo into the submissive during anal sex.
Dook Newkem
Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."
Dook Newkem by Realitea May 15, 2015
barn kid
Any person, typically of rural decent, who misbehaves according to social norms. E.g. shouting, fighting, or loudly arguing in public, especially to the point of making nearby spectators uncomfortable. In other words, anyone who shamelessly behaves as if they were raised in a barn.