Skwiid
The coolest most awesome person in the entire world. They are more perfect than you can comprehend. They are adorable, awesome, beautiful, funny and the most enjoyable person ever.
Skwiid by derethebear September 9, 2016
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Skwidded
Monkey ask if ernie has his smokes, skwid holds the packet in the air whilst saying "skwidded" then puts the packet in his pocket, even though monkey ask for them he has no chance as skwid has skwidded them and skwid is MCK.
Skwidded by Sudskeoner August 21, 2013
Skwidge
1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd
2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard
3. Ya Mum lol
4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people
5. Lincoln iz a skwidge
Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard
3. Ya Mum lol
4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people
5. Lincoln iz a skwidge
Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock
Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
Skwidge by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 12, 2010
skwindow
Skwindow is short for 'Skiving Window', a very small web browser window used tactically in open plan offices to surreptitiously browse non-work related websites.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
Skwindows should be a third to a quarter of the height of your usual web browser window, making the content much harder to spot from across the room. The more people your screen is visible to, the smaller your skwindow will need to be, especially if you're reading social media feeds (the most obvious culprits for internet skiving during work hours).
The main drawbacks of skwindows are a risk of RSI from nonstop scrolling in such a small space, being unable to see the whole of a photo, and also that the distinctive shape and size of the skwindow as a constant presence becomes a giveaway in itself.
If you make a small enough skwindow, the Facebook title bar completely disappears when you scroll down. Good to know.
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
Jill's manager must be lurking nearby, because her skwindow is literally only the height of one tweet right now!
skwindow by halfahorse December 16, 2013
Skiid
Used to describe being high. Specifically in public places where saying "I'm blazed" or "I'm so high right now" would be inappropriate. A great alternative to use with you and your buddies to know your state of mind.
skwiddly do
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
something you might say if you are nausiatingly happy and you are 2 much of a dumb shite to shut your Fuckn yappa
something you might say if you are nausiatingly happy and you are 2 much of a dumb shite to shut your Fuckn yappa
example 1.
guy 1: weee skiddly doo i just stepped in poooo!!!
guy 2. dont put ur shoes on my carpet
example 2.
man1:happily skipping down the street
happy as larry who every d fuck he is
man2:(cant stand this act )and this man trippes the other nan n says FUCK YOU SkWIDDLY DO!*gladdly spitting on his left eye*:D
guy 1: weee skiddly doo i just stepped in poooo!!!
guy 2. dont put ur shoes on my carpet
example 2.
man1:happily skipping down the street
happy as larry who every d fuck he is
man2:(cant stand this act )and this man trippes the other nan n says FUCK YOU SkWIDDLY DO!*gladdly spitting on his left eye*:D
skwiddly do by ylime123 May 6, 2009
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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