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Skewer

Things that you use that are put in your dick ass which you put either meat or vegetables or whatever f'ing random
Tails: Have you tried deez nuts skewers?
Sonic: They're incredible
Tails: Ikr?
by Flow3yTheGreat March 30, 2023
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beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard
"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"
by seekk July 11, 2025
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Skewering

When someone butts into an existing conversation and won’t shut up. Usually not taking the hint that they are interrupting.
Tom is really drunk, he’s skewering his way into everyone’s conversations.
by Ladywolf69 February 5, 2020
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Skewering

Masturbating while two or more people shove as many skewers into the tip of the penis as they can
“Hey Gary I heard your wife left you, wanna do some skewering with mine?”
by Beaunix February 7, 2024
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Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.
Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.
by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017
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Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.
Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.
by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018
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