steif

In Germany a penis that is erected can be called "steif".
Mostly one say:"Ich habe einen Steifen."
It is very very informal, so one shouldn't use it in public

Mein Penis ist steif.

Ich habe nen Steifen.

by Elessar September 18, 2006

Skefanny

The type of person that will go out of their way to make you feel better they’re gorgeous inside and out love giving advice that they don’t even take and if they really tried could pull whoever they wanted to

This girl skefanny got me on some new shit man

by Skskekskksksksksksksksk April 15, 2019

skerfuffle

It’s a kerfuffle that progresses into a scuffle. A skerfuffle

You take my last Topo from my YETI, and there’s gonna be a skerfuffle

by UncleMitch June 9, 2021

Seif

a cool lit guy whos useually really tall and is funny around certain people

a fish swam by seif or sef and it smiled

by 12233 fun November 11, 2016

skerf

The dirty kid in school. Similar to "skank".

That kid with the mullett is a skerf.

by skerfseeker June 30, 2009

skeef

To steal or take something that does not belong to you.

"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"

by F-Bomb February 16, 2003

Skelf

When you get a wee piece of wood stuck in you hand that just won't budge. It is that fucking irratating that you end up chewing your hand off!

Another term fora splinter except a skelf is 10 times worse!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003