Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

shwasted

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

by ValAnne May 8, 2005

shawasted

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

by Kolo July 18, 2006

Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008

schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009