Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet

AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET

by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Sprinter

When it snows on the frist day of Spring.

While shoveling my driveway on March 20th I waved to my neighbor and yelled, "Happy Sprinter!"

by rivdawg1 March 20, 2010

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

Shinterrupted

When one taking a shit, they are interrupted, this even includes not having toilet paper, anything that hinders the ability to take a normal peaceful shit.

Every time I take a shit in the locker room after gym class, I get Shinterrupted by people.

by Sixberry April 14, 2015

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

Shfintereting

1. engaging or exciting and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shfinterest.

I fell asleep during Surrogates, that means it's not very shfintereting.

by peedunky February 23, 2010