shoehorn

the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.

guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."

by rtownrutt December 29, 2007

shoehorn

A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"

by Mr T May 13, 2005

french shoehorn

1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France

Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006

Shoehorn

when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn

"Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!"

by lucic17 March 18, 2010

Shoehorning

The act of inserting someone else's foot into your body cavity, normally the anus or vagina, for the purpose of stimulation and, eventually, climax.

I woke up and I couldn't move my legs. The guy from last night had woken up before me and was shoehorning me. After a couple minutes, he came on my shin, then left my apartment.

by TheVirtualTaco September 1, 2012

shoehopper

One who tries on many shoes before deciding on a certain pair to wear for that evening.

Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!

by EllARs &&lIvErs September 22, 2006

Shoehorn

Cute in a retro dorky way.

The bartender is a total shoehorn.

by Nerdium September 17, 2016