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Definitions by TheVirtualTaco

Shoehorning 

The act of inserting someone else's foot into your body cavity, normally the anus or vagina, for the purpose of stimulation and, eventually, climax.
I woke up and I couldn't move my legs. The guy from last night had woken up before me and was shoehorning me. After a couple minutes, he came on my shin, then left my apartment.
Shoehorning by TheVirtualTaco September 1, 2012