1.a sexual side affect from the great friction of having sex on rough carpet, usually to the man who lays on the floor while the other man pounds him from above, because it is strictly homosexual it is therefore scottish.
2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman
2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.
2. an actual shoehorn made in France
2. an actual shoehorn made in France
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.
2. an expression of frustration
2. an expression of frustration
1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006