When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012
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What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.
"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton
What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.
"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton
by Shnobel January 20, 2009
Get the Shnobel mug.Shnoglin is when you cant control your body after being in a heated situation. Shnoglin is very rare but a very serious spasm attack. Most recorded shnoglin attacks happen to "gingers" and asians.
My girlfriend shnoglined after an argument last night and I rushed her to the hospital for medical treatment.
by dcagurl July 8, 2011
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"I was talking on the phone with shnoids last night and it turned into an hour long conversation; it just broke my heart to hang up on him."
by Harry34 April 17, 2009
Get the shnoids mug.When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.
by king February 17, 2004
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