shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

shmooshtikin

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach

You is my shmook-ee-poo!

by Yasmin March 28, 2003

Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

by straight nigga Adiel November 15, 2019

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

by BigOrange September 12, 2019