Smedium

Mostly t-shirts worn by douch-nozzle tools that are way to small to appear bigger when in fact makes them look gayer!!

Bob had to go get a new Smedium tee for himself ,for he spilled part of his delish pb and j on his favorite one!! day ruined!!

by laughing skull July 10, 2009

extra smedium

in between small and medium.....young.

look at Kanye in that extra smedium jacket

by booyaka1 February 16, 2009

Schmedium

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

smedium

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.

That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.

by EvilTaco September 27, 2010

Smedium

Small Medium; usally worn by hipsters & emo kids who's parents didn't hug them enough growing up.

1.)- Look at that guy wearing skinny jeans and a smedium purple v-neck.
- I bet he is on his way to see Twilight.
2.)- Is that guy wearing a smedium sweater vest?
- BRB I'm going to ask him if it comes in hetero.
- Be careful, you might get blood on your shoes after he slits his wrist.

by MikeRed November 24, 2009

smedium

an item that fits you but it fits you just perfectly it cannot be one size or better yet one inch smaller. It is usually tight fitting and usually refers to a tee shirt hugging the arms, just touching the belt buckle.

A whole site devoted to smediums is smediumtees.com

by Rodney Fowlkes December 7, 2006

Schmedium

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

by Double Alex A December 6, 2013