shlurg

Unidentifiable sludge found in a used motor

My 65 triumph is full of shlurg

by digschopper December 5, 2012

shlurp

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.

movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp."

by sumi's girl August 28, 2013

Shmurf

informal word used in conversations, particularly while texting; the word takes the form of the conversation. It may mean unimpressed, confused, innocently angry, etc.

Well, shmurf, that was mean!

Shmurf... that was a really boring episode of Stranger Things, wasn't it.

by bebla January 12, 2018

shmeckle shmurf

A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018

splurf

Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.

the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.

by Elsie Gundo August 16, 2005

shlurt

an extremely tiny penis

Joseph Lam has a shlurt.

by Little John From The A-Town November 18, 2007

shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017