Shlengthen

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.

Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!

by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

Splerge

When somebody drinks a beverage that doesn't exactly taste good, the goes on to spit out the drink everywhere "splerging"

Morford drinks some hawkeye (type)

"This is disgusting!" the spits it what he just drank

"Dude, you just splerged everywhere!... not to mention the party foul..."

by Mr. Blank Spaces May 5, 2009

Shlerb

A synonym for a fatass dab of marijuana concentrates.

"Yo Elwin come take a Shlerb on my new rig with me!"

by lioafja June 23, 2016

shnergin

The Swedish form of "schwing!"

Im in Switzerland...SHERGIN!

by ray September 25, 2004

shlegit

something that is the shit and something that is super legit

hanging out, eating ice cream and doing my two best friends if fuckin shlegit fer sherr...

by ermza May 16, 2006

shleg

you have shmeg coming down your leg

Man I had some massive wank last night I forgot to wipe it off and its all dried on my leg I got shleg

by shleg clan July 4, 2009