Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."

Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.

by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007

shitzoid

Much like a Schizoid, this is the lowest level of Schizophrenic, Deluded, Nuts, Whacko people out there.

"That dude that was hitting on you at that dive bar was a real SHITZOID!"

by The Capn' October 25, 2006

shitride

shitty, worthless, unworthy, bunk, crapola, lame, etc.

"damn bro, these headphones are shitride"

by stiger April 19, 2003

are you shitriousting me?

combination of "are you serious?" and "are you shitting me?"

status:away- A) is watching lost
B) fine... ill wait then....

*an hour later*
status:away- A) is watching private practice
B) ARE YOU SHITRIOUSTING ME?

by texter21 April 26, 2009

Shitcoins

You think it would mean shitty bitcoin but it actually is referring to those pennies.

The Canadian government stopped making shitcoins because it was too expensive.

by ashmadallah May 11, 2015

Shiroids

A mental and physical disorder which results in uncontolable urges to make strange noises, stomach patting, hand flapping, lack of filter, and an unawareness that you are engaging in any of these behaviors. May range on the scale as mild to severe. May be contagious.

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by Boat driver July 5, 2012

Shitriously

Definition 1: An extreme case of seriousness.

Definition 2: A sarcastic usage of the word "seriously"

Example 1:
"Dude, your girlfriend seriously broke up with you over a such a small matter as her shoe color?"
"Yes, shitriously, she did!"

Example 2:
"You seriously don't know what is 1+1?"
"....of course!, shitriously"

note: The tone is eg 2 is a sarcastic one

by K-Camisado September 26, 2011