Shiturbation

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

shiturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.

by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013

Shitfuckery

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.

I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.

by Cajewdel December 18, 2021

shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

shitfuck

An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.

"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Shitfuck

A combination of two profane words used to vent frustration.

Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?

by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005