shitferbrains

one who displays immense stupidity, and is happy to respond to the term publicly. Shitferbrains is only used in a public forum and has no value in general conversation. Typical venues for use of the word would be building sites etc - The word would be shouted loudly to gain the attention of the subject, who must respond without complaint

Oy shitferbrains go and get me a lefthanded screw driver

response - sure thing boss

by thentu September 21, 2006

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

shitfest

1. when a situation or a task at hand goes bad.
2. An event that results in a displeasing outcome.

One arrives at a party and finds the situation bad, uncool, boring, lame and/or gay. One would describe the party as a "shitfest". Normally used in context as such, "What a shitfest!"

by N Rich April 15, 2006

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Shitbeard

A person with dingleberries in their facial hair.

Hey! Shitbeard! Go to the back of the line!

by Sven June 30, 2003

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

ShitFactoryPalooza

The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.

Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.

by Helmetbroom June 28, 2010