shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcasserole

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.

Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!

by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

shitcakes

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

by franc September 22, 2005

shithammed

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

by Bohon January 3, 2008

Shitsam

A little piece of poop that didn't make it down on the first flush.

Come back here and flush again, there's some shitsam in the toilet.

by ShutterbugDW December 24, 2009

Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.

Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!

by DAL13 June 9, 2013

Shitcasso

Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."

I had to take a gnarly shit and they dude before me left a heinous shitcasso

by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014