Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.

Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.

by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010

shizzaster

Noun. Similar in meaning to the word 'disaster', as they are both used when discussing calamitous occasions, however a 'shizzaster' is more gangsta.

Person A: Oh, boy... I just spilled my soda!
Person B: What a shizzaster!!!

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them

1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 9, 2020

Shitster

That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).

Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.

In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.

Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.

(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*

by The Killer Bean Recruitment August 6, 2020