Shumble

When a retard is shouting but he is mumbleing at the same time

Fousytube shumbles at a kid on stage

by Fuckmaster27 February 23, 2017

Shamblefrump

How women look when they come to work the morning after going out hard the night before.

-Did you see Sarah this morning?
-Yeah, she's a real Shamblefrump.

by Mrbenjamin November 13, 2010

Skimble

To cross a crowded dance floor whilst also swaying to avoid fellow dancers, often with drinks in hand.

I'm just gonna skimble across the dancefloor to the toilets.

by Dreamlodge February 4, 2010

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shimbers

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015

shamblefuck

Term originates from Aston Gaels Tpur. Like a clusterfuck but just a million times worse. Where everything is a complete shambles but also proper fucked at the same time. e.g "This whole situation is fucking shambolic" could be described as being "Shamblefucked". Andrew Wing is credited as being the original "Shamblefucker"

Everything is fucked and it's a shambles, this is a proper Shamblefuck.

by ezeergood October 5, 2016