stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."

by Spacebullman September 7, 2010

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.

When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.

by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011

Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

Shifting

The term for sticking ones tongue down ones throat aggressively

I shifted the face off her last night.Shifting

by petermanhardman February 22, 2012

Shittering

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor

Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode

by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014