Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

Sharming

When you shove a pear up your tight ass

Ayo you Wana do some sharming later

by The shle man July 8, 2021

shartingviolently

person 1: “babe wake up, sharting violently just posted”

person 2: “oh my god what is it”

shartingviolently is the best memepage to ever exist she has a fat ass and a strange passion for chief keef

by gayballs69 September 23, 2021

sharmingabust

ethan or yuyuan(<3)

sharmingabust on deez nuts

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

Sharting out

Queening out while farting and sharting

We were sharting out so bad last night

by pleskosi January 3, 2025