salthead

A slur for an ethnic group that does not exist.
A vague term used as a substitute for an actual ethnic slur with the sole purpose of upsetting or confusing the ignorant. Not to be used as a euphemism for a real slur, but simply to confuse those that don't realize that there is no actual ethnicity attached to "salthead."
Although originally coined to provoke overly P.C. hippies, its also fun to say to ignorant rednecks who may think you're actually insulting someone, and will join in.
Just take a cliche racist comment, add "salthead" in place of the slur and voila!

"No daughter of mine is going to marry a no good salthead!"
"Get a job, you lazy salthead!"
"Oh Christ, a family of saltheads just moved next door. There goes the neighborhood."
"Everyone knows that saltheads have {large/small} {body part}s."

by Deehan October 31, 2007

Shithead In Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

Shatheed

When a dumb ass pitch laughs like a hyena you call them kevionne or shatheed

Damn shatheed u laughing too loud shut yo bitch ass up

by Shatheed March 13, 2018

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

skirthead

a person who frequently uses methamphetamine

one skirthead says to another skirthead "wanna do some skirt" and the other skirthead says... alright you guys get it.

by that one skirthead in the example April 11, 2007

ed shithead

a disgusting person who shouldnt have ever existed. his music sucks so bad and hes so ugly. if you hate ed sheeran i love you🤨🆙

person: hey do you like ed shithead
me: no wtf thats the worst person ever

by ashwoo January 18, 2021

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017