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Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.
"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler
by Lady Bob July 12, 2007
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Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.
Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.
by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015
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shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.
Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!
by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010
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Snapshitting

The act of taking a selfie for snapchat whilst in the midst of taking a shit.
John: (shitting whilst on snapchat)

Richard: (recieves snap) John, are you snapshitting again?
by Iainator May 22, 2014
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SharpShot

Adj. good or great shot, another word for Sniper.
-gstarz.SharpSh0t is god!
by You god May 14, 2005
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sheepshit

Any person who blindly follows the teachings of a biblical god.
Jerry Falwell sure did rake in the cash from all that sheepshit.
by kiobe June 3, 2007
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New Hampshitter

When driving in Massachusetts, the term a resident of Mass. would call a horrible driver from New Hampshire ; The opposite of Masshole.
That damn New Hampshitter cut me off!
by Jessica Craig September 18, 2008
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