Smuffin

When You fart and cup it in your hand then let it go in someones face.

Johnny farted and then he gave tim a smuffin

by horse23789 January 12, 2009

Smegmuffin

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

by Kris September 1, 2003

Sexmuffins

Awesome (adjective); Olivia (noun)

Yesterday was so sexmuffins!
Hey! Sexmuffins! Over here!

Can also be used as a predicate, for example, "Sexmuffins! That was so great!"

by Awesomeface-D December 14, 2008

shmuffin muffin micmuffin

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile

I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin

by ashlenrae July 25, 2011

sex muffin

Some one who looks normal at first, untill you see them naked.

Yo, that guy Tom, I saw him changing at dress rehursal, he's a total sex muffin!

by Bob the kitty April 23, 2009

Smuffin

the sexyist muffin you can think of

omg do you see that banana nut muffin.
yeah it's sooo a smuffin

by darkfarie4 June 12, 2008

Seamuffin

A word used when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

She and I had a lot of Seamuffin under the bleachers during assembly, if you know what I mean...

by hattaa April 14, 2010