sexcret 

A sex secret.

B:Let's play the sexcret game tonight.
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!

sexcret by Itwasalladream September 12, 2012

Sexertisment 

Pronounced (Sex-r-tie-s-ment) is an ad for a sex game, website, etc.

(Is on Pornhub)
Person: Fucking Sexertisment

Sexertisment by ion0320 October 26, 2018

sexret 

a sex secret

i have an awesome sexret

sexret by atmut March 30, 2011

Sexretary

Noun.; An exceptionally promiscuous office secretary; a female(or male)dressed in the apparel of a slutty officer worker.

The girlfriend of the new C.E.O for Microsoft is DEFINITELY a sexretary, she's done every man in that workplace. And her office smells like a cheap rip off of Victoria's Secret, UGH!

Sexretary by Pierre Villo May 14, 2008

sexretly  

sexretly - to have sex on the down low

sentence: yeah me and sarah hang out sometimes... we keep it pretty sexretly though

sexretly by pimptress42069 April 29, 2009

Sexret 

A secret of sexual nature.

Hey, wanna know a sexret? Jim hooked up with Lisa last night at the party.

Sexret by nicovela December 9, 2010

Sexcretary 

(n.) A person who, for all intents and purposes, is hired in a traditional or nontraditional support role in which he or she functions as the gatekeeper for all sexual advances between two consenting adults in a monogamous relationship. Usually, the sexcretary intercepts all initial advances, much like a firewall, and forwards them into a queue to await further action, and, if necessary, determines the importance of the advance in conjunction with other events that may precede it. When two events are juxtaposed, it is through a complex algorithm that only a trained sexcretary understands that determines whether a "spontaneous act of sexual intercourse" will be allowed or denied -- historically, the sexcretary will always deny the first and second attempt in favour of any other event in direct opposition of sex.

Today I wanted to have sex with my partner but their sexcretary said there were no openings until later tonight and, instead, scheduled me for a window between 8pm and 3am.

Sexcretary by liefde suig April 14, 2013