ion0320's definitions

Dom fucking dies

Spoilers for Gears of War 3, a game that came out in 2011, DOM FUCKING DIES

Friend: So anyway-
Me: Dom fucking dies
Friend: bruh

by ion0320 January 23, 2020

Brad Pitt

The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler

Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”

by ion0320 November 4, 2019

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

You spelt the alphabet forwards then backwards then forwards again. You are a god.

Person: how do you be a god?
Me: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

by ion0320 December 2, 2018

sbotmtwwgrm

Sbotmtwwgrm is a shortened version of “Some body once told me the world was gonna took me” From the song “All Star” By Smash Mouth.

Person 1: Hey dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: SbOtMtwWgRm
Person 2: You think you’re special?

by ion0320 October 17, 2018

Opinion-Enforcer

An Opinion-Enforcer is a person who loves to force their opinion on you about anything. They usually play Madden.

Person 1: I love to eat (INSERT FOOD HERE)
Person 2: Actually uhh (INSERT OPINION HERE)
Person 1: I don’t believe you.
Person 2: It’s a “Fact”

*START OF AN ARGUMENT AND PERSON 1 WINS*

Person 1: why are you an Opinion-Enforcer
Person 2: because my opinion is always right 😎
Person 1: hehe not

by ion0320 October 26, 2018

Get Clapped

Get Clapped means getting embarrassingly pwned in a Video Game

Gamer 1: *Dies*
Gamer 2: Get Clapped ! ! !

by ion0320 October 26, 2018

Sexertisment

Pronounced (Sex-r-tie-s-ment) is an ad for a sex game, website, etc.

(Is on Pornhub)
Person: Fucking Sexertisment

by ion0320 October 26, 2018