s3x0rz

If you say it like this, you probably aren't getting any.

"I had teh s3x0rz"
"No, you didn't."

by Cobble Pete September 27, 2003

sextracker

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.

Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"

by Nickarossi August 1, 2007

Sexercising

Exercising that is comprised of sexual intercourse.

Finley and Alyssa were sexercising that evening.

by Cody Meister August 15, 2015

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

Sexfriend

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!

Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!

by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010

sexercise

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging

Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"

by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010

Sexorcism

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.

Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.

by Alix's Man May 6, 2013