Sweatse

A person who sweats alot is called a sweatse (heard by tom in hells kitchen season 2 episode 1 part 2)

I sweat alot.. Im a sweatse

by Amir Tardkuk February 27, 2009

Paper Seatbelt

A false sense of security. Used to describe anything that appears to be strong and secure, but in reality is very weak and vunerable.

The built-in firewall settings in Windows XP is like a paper seatbelt. Hackers can find ways to access your computer.

by Vito Cavallo November 3, 2004

feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.

Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!

by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013

Seatbelt

The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.

I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.

by HardBonerStiffPenisBallsCockVagina March 10, 2008

Seatbelt It Up

To "Seatbelt it up" is to tuck a rather awkward boner up into the elastic of your jocks/briefs as to hide it from the general public.

Dave - Oh man I just got a hard on from that girl, what should I do??

Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!

by C-Man-AU March 23, 2011

Seatbeltb00bing

The act of taking photos of your breasts while wearing the seatbelt.

“Let’s go.
Wait, let me do some seatbeltb00bing first and then we’ll go.”

“Hey, bro did you see that girl’s seatbeltb00bing on Instagram?”

by TheChecs November 28, 2013

Seatsies

When you steal or choose a chair.
can be one someone was sitting on and got up.

Me: I have to get a napkin on the other side of the table. it will take me two seconds. (gets up)

You: Seatsies!

Me: Crappola!

ex.2

whoa! look at that golden chair amongst those blue ones!
seatsies!

erry' one: you suck!

by zeebee123 June 10, 2009