sexyburgerking

the best funniest most perfect guy on tiktok we love him so much

guy 1: oh em gee! sexyburgerking is on my for you page!! this is the best day of my life! im about to cream just looking at his posts!

by premiumgnf July 4, 2021

Shamburger

A burger that was rather a sham

E.g. Jones: MY BURGER WAS SUCH A SHAM

Jerry: Tf they gave yo a shamburger bluddy

by JaybraMC November 12, 2023

sëdfurger

A spectral cycle of mirrored affections, wherein authenticity is cloaked by rehearsed intimacy, perpetuating an illusory sameness across the manifold connections that occupy its orbit. It is the artful weaving of fragmented allegiances, each thread drawn taut in parallel, yet none bound by singular truth.

"He felt lost in the confusion of the sëdfurger, unsure what was real and what was repeated."

by Nye Elle Bro January 17, 2025

Bob Stemburger

The act of post ejaculation also known as busting a nut. You proceed to clean tip of your dick and shaft on a curtain.

Mostly done in a hotel.

I just finished with my wife and I proceeded to do a Bob Stemburger.

by anonymous February 18, 2023