scientology

A religion that rich people/celebirties follow because they believe that it erases bad memories.

John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and others are in the Church of Scientology.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

scientology

A dumb religion where rich famous people go to, cause its "Cool"

"Tom Cruise believes in Scientology.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

scientology

A dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion and exploits vulnerable people.

Loads of really cool celebrities like Tom Cruise are into Scientology

by John James John Smith March 27, 2008

scientology

people who try to either get your money or make you become very depressed, because thier personality tests always say that you are already manically depressed.

The world would be a better place without scientology.

by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003

scientology

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

scientology

A disease which infects many weak souls. Anyone infected with the disease feels they are superior, and the only ones who understand life. The disease also makes people act like a bunch of loudmouthed assholes who just want to sell books for their psuedo-religion. Comparable to placebos, a chimp's behind, and communism.

If scientology were a person, it would be slightly gay, and with small genitalia.

by the storm August 25, 2006

scientology

Scientology is an amalgamation of two words that come from latin.Ology ,wich means the science of,and Scio wich means
scam in latin.So the the word scientology roughly translates to the science of scamming people.

The scam not only involves getting money from people but getting them to volunteer at scientology orgs and getting other suckers to join to group

Joe became such an expert at scientology that he conned several elderly people into to giving their life savings to the group, and donating all their free time to working at the church.

by Don purcell November 4, 2006