Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).
Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."
Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."
Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."
Victoria: "Humph."
Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."
Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."
Victoria: "Humph."
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Girl 1: How was that guy last night
Girl 2: He was amazing he was a total shylen, i cant stand up now
Example 2
Guy 1: dude i heard that one kid shylen totally fucked that kid up in a fight
Guy 2: he sure did man, i gotta take a huge shylen
Guy 1: Right behind you bro
Girl 2: He was amazing he was a total shylen, i cant stand up now
Example 2
Guy 1: dude i heard that one kid shylen totally fucked that kid up in a fight
Guy 2: he sure did man, i gotta take a huge shylen
Guy 1: Right behind you bro
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Get the Shylen mug.noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.
Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up
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