Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

Shwonk

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schwork

To do something with ease and confidence.

"That was easier than expected."
"I know man, schwork."

by LotusMike June 12, 2012

schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

schwing-schwong

The male reproductive organ.

My schwing-schwong hurts.

by Economilx June 29, 2006

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009