schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

schroedering

schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.

"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."

by dj schrotz October 21, 2011

max schneider

Hot dude

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!

by Max is awesome February 11, 2014

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013