schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

jumbo schreiner

Fetter Galileo Essenstester mit einer Glatze und einem Bart. Wiegt 150kg.

Jumbo Schreiner: Ich habe Hunger und Dünnschiss

or

Person 1: Was geht Jumbo?
Person 2: Ich bin nicht fett.

by Jumboschreinerlover December 25, 2021

Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.

"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

by Mr. Pernick March 1, 2014

max schneider

Hot dude

Did u see the shot of shirtless max Schneider it's so hott!

by Max is awesome February 11, 2014

Rob Schneider

The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009