Schwater

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.

"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.

by Prodigler February 8, 2008

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

Renee Schuttler

A beautiful, warm-hearted girl. She loves her friends, and is loyal to her boyfriend. She is picky with guys, but when she finds the right one, she's all in. Very athletic, and has a great body. She's sometimes shy when around certain people. She's always happy but when you push the wrong button, she'll push you. She's crazy and goofy and likes to have fun.

Renee Schuttler shy warm-hearted Goofy Fun

by CrazyinLove15 February 3, 2010

Schnatter

The act of soiling one's self after consuming low quality chain store pizza.

Philip: "Oh no, I ate Papa John's, and now I have the bubble guts!"
Gwendolyn: "Fuck, Philip! Don't Schnatter yourself in my Elantra!"

by Bittah Cupcakes March 8, 2021

schwatamer

A person who hammocks, or otherwise partakes in hammockery.

Ever since Laura got her new hammock, she's been a total schwatamer, I haven't seen her since!

by Zuda June 23, 2021

Schatternoggen

when bobo shits on the floor after bath time

god damn bo stop the schatternoggen

by doinkdoink November 21, 2021

schlatther

When you slather something with schlatt

Bro I just schlatthered my toast with the new schlatt butter from walgreens

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025